May 2013
kawaii-aussie:
basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us...
IN THE UNITED STATES
lolsofunny:
dannybriereisaliferuiner:
owning a gun
is a right
having healthcare
is a privilege
(lol here!)
“Whatever comes, let it come. What stays, let it stay. What goes, let it go.”
– Papaji (via dddeathanddecay)
Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.
im-a-buss:
nyanizer:
the-sofa:
shesingstheworldgoodbye:
awindowtothewest:
the-queen-of-anchors:
HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.
If you’re my follower and you don’t reblog this we have a problem~
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES
you better reblog this.
reblog EVERY TIME THIS IS ON YOUR DASH .
REBLOG. MEOW.
(( REBLOG IF YOU FUCKING WANT TO BECAUSE NO ONE CAN TELL YOU WHAT TO FUCKING PUT ON...
royal-high:
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
I need help.
Reblog if you think I should not kill myself. It would help a lot.
i can’t believe this, i thought what we had was special. you met my family and made me dinner. now all of a sudden you claim you’re a “waiter” and you’re just “doing your job”
abigaillx:
the actual, physical ache you feel in your chest and in your bones when you’re so sad is fucking awful.
pants with fake pockets
straightoutcompton:
why does my family think they can talk to me all the time
thatfunnyblog:
‘if youre tired during school just go to bed earlier’
angrynerdyblogger:
do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup
“I guess being needed is almost as good as being loved. Maybe better.”
– A Tree Grows in Brooklyn; Betty Smith (via allmymetaphors)
Its kinda fucked up that all of a sudden, someone...
babyheroin:
“Do not fall in love with people like me we will take you to museums and parks and monuments and kiss you in every beautiful place so that you can never go back to them without tasting us like blood in your mouth”
straightoutcompton:
the backyardigans is my shit
theres no way to make that sound cool but yea
